Somehow we have to try to become our Abi- the High-School-Ripeness! But our teachress, Mrs Wachter, has it already, so there`s no point for her in getting our homeworks corrected . Maybe it is because we don`t make them! In the beginning Mrs. Wachter tried to give us some Abi-learn-lessons, but after a few weeks her enthusiasm left a little after! She rather watched beautiful movies with us (but Braveheart disappeared, not in the history but in the Bermuda-triangle of our videorecorder). We all cried when we watched Titanic in the Roxy , not because of the Leo dying but because of us comparing the sinking ship with the sinking enthusiasm of us and our teachress!)This led for example to the following scene:
We wanted to watch "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" and Mathias Walthier shouted out: "Was mach`mern etz? So an alt`n Schinken anschauen? Naa! Ich pack`s net! Net mit mir! Ich geh!" And he ging! Mrs. Wachter stormed him after , but she couldn`t catch him anymore. So she went back to the classroom and climed: "I`ll write him up, I`ll write him up!"
She also had a wordbattle with the other Matthias, whom she schimpfed: "Sitzen sie hier doch nicht nur ihre Zeit ab!"- "Say it in English please!"- "Sit you here only not your time after!"
But one must say that Mrs. Wachter brought us a lot of stuff by! She learned us things from Shakespeare over Lady Di and the history of the USA, Great Britain and Ireland ( which is a fucking great country!) to the Walkampf äh Wahlkampf and Schröder and Kohl!
But a few pupils were a little less animated than the others, for example Jan, whom she onshouted : "Jan, sie können den Raum auch verlassen!"
One day Anne, our Umweltengel, wasn`t there, and Mrs. Wachter screamed ahappied: "Quick! Turn up the heating system and turn on all the lights!" Then she jumped towards the door because of the Schalters being there.
In the second she wanted to touch the Schalters, someone knocked on the door: the door slammed open and in it standed Mr. Pausenberger! Mrs. Wachter saw her success and the warmth fly away- poor lady!
In the 12th year of our schooltime we had Mrs. Sonja Cho, a language correspondent from the USA/N.Y. as a guest to teach us. She wanted us to summarize important facts of american history. Stefano told her about Sitting Bull. Stefano: "Don`t you know Sitting Bull?" - "Sitting what?" - Yes, that was it what we meant with "Specialized Education"! We must say that we learned really a lot in our two years of sleep-teaching!
We tried to Bokanovskify some pupils to give Mrs. Wachter a listening audience, but we failed!
We are sooo glad, we`re Beta! We don`t want to play with Alphas, they are so frightfully clever! And we don`t want to play with Epsilons, they can`t even read! Ending is better than mending! We pladoyer for Soma in our classroom! And we want to play some Magnetic Golf! Yeah! Yes, haha, Mrs. Wachter, that was really funny!
Let`s listen to some Referates! But oh dear, we have only 40! And Reimar holded only 5!
In the end we must, we really MUST SAY THAT WE HAD A VERGLEICHSWEISE COOL AND CHILLED LK, which we can beleg with the following scene: Some Referendaros enter the language lab: "Is this the English-Leistungskurs?" - Reimar: "More Kurs than Leistung!"
Mrs. Wachter, we want to thank you for two relaxed and interesting years with our Sauhaufen, which you could bändig` a little. You will always be kept in our minds as one of the unstressigste Kurse- and don`t be afraid: we can better English than we write here. We only don`t want to frighten other pupils with our immense knowledge in English!
Ciao Susanne, Bussi, your LK
PS: Try to correct this sheet of paper, and if you schaff it, you are really great! As a prize you`ll get a Diddl-Mouse -postcard from our loving and listening audience!!! Bye